Santana, what did I say about calling me that name. Why would you wait til next year, the candy would get old or expired?
You said not to do it. And that’s like practically tempting me. And it’s even better when the candy is expired. It gets all gross and shit.
I can too, outside of the pool. I hate Valentine’s Day actually. I did spend it alone, watching Nicholas Sparks movies and eating ice cream. No crying! I’m sure you spent yours having sex with god knows who, right?
Sure thing, Donovan. Are you sure crying wasn’t involved? Because that just sounds like bullshit to me.
Yes, that was my day. Getting my sweet lady kisses on with Brittany. The usual boring guys.
I don’t think its dumb. He died for what he believed in.
He was stupid. You should never die for something. You always come first.
It’s a good thing we don’t actually care about looks. Unlike you guys, all we care about is winning. And we don’t have to starve ourselves to stay small enough for a uniform or a pyramid. So you have fun with that.
At least I can look pretty and exercise at the same time. Whatever, darling. How was your Valentine’s day anywhoo? Let me guess, you spent it alone, crying to slow music and stuffing your face with chocolates.
No, like the real story. St. Valentine. He was a priest who married couples in a Christian marriage, and was basically stoned to death for what he did. It’s interesting. He risked his life for true love!
Really? Gosh, he was a bit of an idiot then. Proves that love kills everyone. How sad. Just goes to prove that some people are crazy ass idiots.
I’ll give you candy.
I like the sound of this. Are you gonna throw some sweet lady kisses in to this deal?
Happy Valentine’s day to you too, Britt Britt. <3
Hope everyone is enjoying this somewhat holiday. I sure am, even if I am single. My Mom made so much sweets. I’m in heaven right now. Not even going to think about how much I’ve eaten today. Tomorrow can be my work out day.
Well, if it isn’t trouty mouth. Did I hear candy in that sentence? Me Gusta. You should totes hand it all over to me. I’m storing them all away for next Valentine’s, where I can throw them at the couples and then laugh at them. Wanna help out?
You’re a Cheerio, and you’re saying ‘ew’ to swimming? Wow. Nice to know you haven’t changed since I last saw you.
There’s a fine line between wearing a cheerio’s uniform, and one of those stupid hat things. You look like you’ve just arrived from another planet in a godamn spaceship. It’s quite disturbing.
What? I like the history behind Valentine’s day really!
What History? It’s just a bunch of loved up couples, thinking they own a day of the year. Handing each other candy and getting their mack on. Boring.
